Sunday, July 21, 2019

Rent Me

 I am now available for rent. Yes, you read right.

Rent a buddy 

 $25 an hour 
 (Solely platonic friendship)

  I'm available for:
 Any concerts, sporting events, family functions, going to the beach, playing video games, parties, picnics,   casinos, biking, sightseeing, bowling, having coffee and much more! 
 For $30 an hour, I'll come to Cook for you and clean up! 
  If interesting hit me up via email.
  In the South Jersey area.
 Serious inquiries only! 
  I accept PayPal, cash app, Visa or MasterCard, and of course cash. If paying with cash there is a $40 retainer.

 I'm also willing to waiver my hourly fee for the following:

 Dinner. If you need someone to go to dinner with you or if you do not feel like going somewhere by yourself I am available. (You buy me dinner and we call it even).

 Movies. If you buy my ticket to a movie I will go with you. No extra charge

 Concerts. If you buy my ticket and have a ride for me (to and from). I will go with you. 

 Straight Talk.  If you just want to talk, you can just buy me a cup of coffee we can talk to the cows come home.

  Jobs by the day

 If you're looking for someone to pet sit or house sit I will gladly do it for $25 a day. If you have more than one dog it'll be $35 a day. And if you require more than just watching your pet or your home then there may be additional fees. ( (For Example). If your pet requires to be walked, read bedtime stories to, or cook for, there will be additional fees)( if I am house sitting and your plants need watering, if your AC is hotter/colder then a normal temperature. Or if I have to mow your grass or take out your garbage there will be additional fees).

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